Britney Theory

Right the reality behind the hilarrity that has become of Britney Spears......

At birth Britney was actually a twin. Her parents could not afford the twins so they put one up for adoption, she was never adopted as she was such a rebel and a trouble causer. So bouncing from foster home to foster home and from adoption agency to adoption agency she eventually ran away. When she found the "good" Britney Spears this was it she tied her up and locked her up in a storage facility someplace where she gets fed cheese rolls and water. So now with the "good" Britney away and locked up the "bad" Britney is let loose to unleash carnage, hate, and just general madness. Yes its true the "bad" Britney has bipolar and irratic and psychotic, but this aint the real one. The real one will be freed and come clean and reveal the tragedy that has happened.

So thats it my friends keep it real and peaceful.........

Peace and love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Running through an empty tunnel

I came up with an idea.
I am going to write random sentences into google images and see what comes up----------
The bike was "I am running through an empty tunnel"..............

No business like cheese business


Cliches are cool


Sleeping in the block


Optical ham instruction

PEACE AND OH SO MUCH LOVE

GUTTER DWELLERS

Chazwazzer

This is a Chazwazzer it lives in Australia. they generally like to eat Vegemite. This diet gives them the green and black skin colour. There general habitat is in shoeboxes of young ten year old boys. They breed rapidly and explore the outback..................

They are very incredibly aggresive the way in which they attack is there tongue sticks out and has a poisonous tip, this poison incapacitates those who it hits. then the Chazwazzer eats the prey. They only attack when threatened but do prefer Vegemite.

Barak VS Hilary

5 4 3 2 1 FIGHT

I am going to judge the pictures and I will make the decision with good reasoning and solid voting..................

Looks very Presidential and ready to lead 5 Points

Very Excited another 5 Points

Deep in thought how he is going to kick her ass

Hilary Clinton

Looks insane but driven 3 Points

Bills husband 5 points

She cried to win really NEGATIVE 8 points

When someone cries to win an election that is just lame. When she gets attacked by Iraqis will she sit in the corner crying wishing for someone to come and help her......................

SHE LOST BY AN INCREDIBLE AMOUNT.....

GO BARRACK

Hi i am Britney please admit me

Well the news has been filled with this women Britney Spears even sky news breaking news Britney goes mad.


Okay enough of the brit bash. I am sure she will have a perfectly logical explanation.

I heard the other day that a man called Ichbot Hillok invented the wheel, there are cave man paintings of him rolling a wheel down the hill. They also used it to kill animals. how they did it was they rolled it down a hill into herds of animals and hoped it would kill one. They were made out of stone, much like The Flintstones. This is also how they invented fire the wheel made of stone hit another rock made a spark and set the forest on fire.....

cool later peeps enjoy the hunnaka