Grinding 101

Click the silly people to get to the link...

If I talk about it I will just ruin it Just follow the link

Would you pay 4.5 bar for this?????????????

There is a condo in Telluride Colorado that's being sold for $440,000.00 thats US not Zim.

It boast's a bedroom loft but if I am not mistaken that is no doubt in my mind a bathroom loft.

You know you invite your uncle bernie round and then you go out with all your friends and Bernie and you have a bender waking up in the morning with a raging headache and you slowly get the wafting aroma of a beer shit. There bernie is sitting down there having a shit while you trying to sleep .

Seriously sort it out man their must a be a health violation here..... I mean what the fuck...

Click bernie for the entire article.

Bernie

BA NA NA NAA BA NA NA NAA BA NA NA NAA BA NA NA NAA BA NA NA NAA

WE HAVE MOVEMENT....!!!!!!!!!

All the construction, the inconvenience the insessent swearing has been fruitless until now.

The GauTrain is on the tracks and testing. This is a great day.

The train journey from Sandton will cost an estimated R15 to Pretoria and will take 12 minutes from Sandton to the Airport not sure how much that will be. I am oh so proud. Normally I could not care, I just deal with the inconvenience and carry on and hope it gets finished soon but this I do care about and it turns on a light of hope for this country.

Well Done.

Have a look at the site it will make you proud to

http://www.gautrain.co.za/

the front

the luxurious seating haha

the train arriving in Durban

Old vs New

These were the days when Jessica Simpson was hot I mean HOT...... These were the days when she was amazing and every boys dream well at least the 16 year old's of today.


I can see why.......











BUT WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS TODAY




Now how can you shatter little boys dreams like that...

Why dont these celebrities think of the children, they all concerned what a role model for girls they are what about the boys....

some wildlife

Just a Cute grizzly bear for you..........

Click him for another cute grizzly

(madonna)

The weekly porn

Its tuesday that means tomorrow is wednesday and its two days to the weekend how radical?????????????????

well here you go your weekely pornography....Star

Click to see the NSFW image



Her name is Holly Wellin please sit back, relax, and enjoy.............

One hot chick for today

Just something nice to look at after those intelligent people.....

Just another braaivleis

On Sunday I came across some guys just having a quiet braai on the side of the highway.

they were just chilling happily with a couple beers, some meat and a crane....

On Monday they go to work, in their high powered IT jobs

Honesty in the world

Now a recent story in America caught my attention.

I recently left my phone on a bar and it got returned to me two days later now that is just incredible.

I heard that in America, in some small town near Phillidelphia two highway trash collectors found a tire filled with money. The money in the tire amounted to about $200 000.00 now with the current conversion rate that amount of money is R2 062 000.00 that is nearly 2,1 million RAND. Would you give it back? It was probably drug money or maybe blood diamond money but i think i would give it to the less fortunate and be a regular Robin Hood...

Friday Cheese

Every friday afternoon there is going to be a hot chick shortly followed by a daft "cheesy" joke
Just to make you smile


Megan Fox
WORLDS SEXIEST WOMAN (I CONCUR)

Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married.The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

Have a good weekend

now i have seen it all

Well this is whats going down in Baracks country::::

A women has been charged for selling "gothic kittens" I mean seriously How sick do you have to be man... Piercing the ears and necks of the innocent little black critters. Have a heart.

What next selling tattooed Sphynx kittens now that would be something to see...

click kitty to watch the video--- or is it Thor

Oldest licensed hotel burns

The Off Saddle Hotel in Ixopo has been burnt to the ground.
This is the oldest licensed hotel in Natal.
The article reports that the fire started in the Kitchen tannie marie probably left oil on a flame.
Oh well while the hotel was burning there is a liqour store attached to it so the people decided to start stealing the liqour in a bid to save the flames from getting to out of control. Well at least they had their priorities straight I bet klippies shelves were emptied in Seconds.
The owners of the hotel and staff had removed furniture from the burning building and placed it in the street.
They watched as a woman ran up and stole a TV, running away with it down the street.
Now this is the best story all week over shadowing barack even,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


I have tried to find pics but alas there are none

working your balls

These are work out videos????

I would totally work on my abs, legs and whatever other muscles these girls tell me to workout, because dammit they just hot!!!!!!!!!!

If there was an excercise video I would spend $7,99 thats for the ball one.

the yoga for dudes will cost $9,99 and for both it will cost $15,99

To get them sent here it will cost for both $15,99

Now 160 bucks for these chicks to get my ass into shape IM IN

click Holly to get Yours

Mine is on the big boat or plane across the atlantic whatever it must just arrive.

Click Noemie to get yours

iF yoU se(c)eK aMY

Well just when I had given up on the chick I have realised she is actually just incredible....

Listen closely the words If You Seek Amy sound like F U C K me so listen careful and keep going over it till its clear.

The song has been banned on USA radio's they can only play it if the K is taken out of seek. Even then it still sounds like F U C me....

CONGRATULATIONS THAT IS JUST EPIC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Click the sexy Britney for the Video....

Posh hates her ass

Victoria Beckham has banned anyone from taking pictures of her ass.....

The once super sexy posh spice lady has now come to the realization that she is not that hot.
On the recent Armani shoot the rumour is that she told the photographer to not focus on her ass and hide the stretch marks and scars on her stomach from her three kids....

I would not kick her out of my bed though.... this is not the Armani shoot but these are much better trust me..........

ski free

A couple weeks ago I was researching this story I heard about, this happy skier in Vail (no not the skiing Ben Collins aka The Stig does) this guy was cruising along the ski lift and he fell off luckily his trousers caught the ski lift and all the way up the slope he was hanging upside down with his trousers round his ankles.

A guy lost his job over publishing the pictures of this skier.

The photographer who took the now world-famous photos of a pant less skier dangling from a Blue Sky Basin lift in Vail, Colorado is officially fired from his job, the company said.Marty Odom, who was an employee of the on-mountain photography company, Sharpshooter Imaging, was let go on Tuesday for “not abiding by the code of conduct” of the company, said Dick Roy, chief financial officer of Sharpshooters.

Follow the white bunny to the entire article

Stig revealed

The Mirror claims that the BBC has made no official announcement, but one frustrated insider is reported to have compared the outing of the Stig to the existence of St. Nick, “You wouldn't write a piece saying that Santa didn't exist.” They said. (now seriously making millions of children cry compared to a television show character)


The Stig from Top Gear has been unveiled and his name is

Ben Collins

his achievements are:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Collins_(driver)





let me just tell you anyone that has gone the furthest "skiing" deserves to be the stig.

Weekly pornstar

Karen Mcdougal is this weeks Weekly Pornstar

she is the first playboy centrefold i ever saw

Miley YES or NO

Okay I am in a bind.

I have a limit on girls I would get together with, and that is. I will not go under the age 20. The Hof tells me divide your age by two add 7 and thats what the age limit should be.

So if thats the case my age limit is 19, I cringe at the thought of kissing a 19 year old its 5 years younger than me. Then again with someone that is a hollywood star like Hannah Montana I would consider it. By the time Lindsay Lohan was 20 she had been to rehab, lesbian and annorexic.

So I guess what I am saying is that yes i would get together with certain children just because they will be herendous when they older....

DOES IT MAKE ME SICK???????????????????