Britney Theory

Right the reality behind the hilarrity that has become of Britney Spears......

At birth Britney was actually a twin. Her parents could not afford the twins so they put one up for adoption, she was never adopted as she was such a rebel and a trouble causer. So bouncing from foster home to foster home and from adoption agency to adoption agency she eventually ran away. When she found the "good" Britney Spears this was it she tied her up and locked her up in a storage facility someplace where she gets fed cheese rolls and water. So now with the "good" Britney away and locked up the "bad" Britney is let loose to unleash carnage, hate, and just general madness. Yes its true the "bad" Britney has bipolar and irratic and psychotic, but this aint the real one. The real one will be freed and come clean and reveal the tragedy that has happened.

So thats it my friends keep it real and peaceful.........

Peace and love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!