Poetry is for fags

I had a HOLIDAY night last night, that meaning I went balls to the wall and had a ripper beyond all proportions, running around the streets of Cape Town up, down and all around. Well let's say I am feeling fairly fragile...
Well that aside I woke up on the floor with a beer and patron taste in my mouth, with foggy memories of how I arrived on the floor. Putting it together I realized I am on my friends floor and we caught a taxi or did we, did our other friend drop us off. FUCK WAS HE DRIVING!!! Strolling around the house making coffee to try and feel averagely normal, I stumble upon the fridge and find the dirty fridge magnets, so I decided to spell my name with a poem....
As I said POETRY IS FOR FAGS!!!!!
The top reasons poetry is for fags and why I just broke every man law there is:
1) Poetry is for homosexuals.
2) It hardly makes sense, and if it does it. takes 30 minutes to work out the bloody meaning
3) The only people that write this homo erotic drivel are those "emo" kids (which I am not) who are gay... They just don't know it.... Katy Perry you're so gay explains that one.

Well the picture explains my need to be a MAN today....

Cape Town

This is the greatest city in the world man....

The sunsets rock and the people are awesome.

I love december not because of all the xmas cheer and rubbish, I dig it because its the high of Summer in SA, their is test cricket on (which means lazy days in the sun watching the cricket with beer) I took a walk up the mountain. I highly recommend it, when I was 2 thirds of the way up I was ready to break down cry and wish I had a breitling that calls emergency services. Then I saw a women that was American and HUUUGE come waltsing past me like it was nothing so I stood up and vowed that i would beat this ridiculous excuse of a human. I had a Castle lite and I swear that was the most rewarding beer of my life, that has converted me to start drinking that instead of heineken.

Please enjoy some shots .

reminds me of these in 07

The plan

When I revived this blog out of the ashes to which it once fell, rising up again like a mighty phoenix.

I decided that there would be a post a day, well now this may be difficult, now that I am going on holiday later. I am off to the fairest Cape Town for 3 weeks of glorious Sun, Surf, Golf, Sundowners and chilling. I will try my best I promise, I can post off my blackberry so as I said will try my best.

School kids, dreams and fantasies

In every young school boys heart there is the desire to get with at least one of their teachers. I know I had my fair share of crushes on teachers from about Std 3. Which may explain my behaviour these days. (read an interview I did) Well that aside lets carry on, another common school rumour is that that the PE teacher is a lesbian, my Biology teacher was lesbian with the Geography teacher I am certain of it. Well in a school in this amazing land of ours there was a PE teacher and I am not sure of the other teachers specialty maybe Biology because she was caught inspecting the PE teachers anatomy in an empty classroom (with her tongue) One learner was reported as saying, the PE teacher always wore low tops and short skirts and shorts. Why we never had attire like this at my school I will never know.... Lucky boys is all I say. The misguided naughty teachers were 29 and 33 the 33 year old has or had a husband.

Imagine the conversation she had, I think it would have gone something like this.

PE teacher: Hi Honey, how was your day?

Husband: Oh alright bloody traffic (bitch about traffic) How was your day honey

PE teacher: Well I am suspended without pay!!!

Husband: What are you serious why?

PE teahcer: I was caught by a cleaner having sex with the Biology teacher

Husband: So you cheating on me with a woman!!!

(long pause for effect)

PE teacher: Are you mad?

Husband: Of course I am bloody mad you are having a lesbian affair and not involving me,if you had just asked you could have done it at the house with me.

PE teacher: (shocked, and quick to make up for it) Okay I am going to phone her and us three can sort it out.

Husband: Perfect get her here, so we can discuss an arrangement.

Wow been a while

I was contemplating about this blog thing, whether or not to carry on, so a couple of months ago. I threw in the towel and just said "fuck it, delete it" which is what I did. This was all in October and now I come back to see that I can just undelete it and its back baby!!!! I dont care I am coming out guns BLAZING this is going to succeed now. I have ended up in the gutter once before, I am in the gutter shaving and ready to come out. My mate slicktiger inspired me. (check that one out) That guy can write and dont question him about the music things, because he will devour your soul....

Well as I was saying this thing right here is going to work, if it doesn't want to, well then I will just have to beat it into submission until it does. Previously I was lacking direction, I am going establish the direction I need and WRITE THE FUCK OUT OF IT. It has come a long way since the total of 7 posts in 07....

I will leave you with a theme song....(clck the cartoon)