Just a hot belter

Nothing else just a hot chick for you..................

Ashlynn Brooke

Blue, Skys', Butterflies and payouts

On this fantastically sexual day in the heart of Jozi.

The sun is shining a little brighter, the sky is a little bit bluer.

The reason for this is not the ozone layer it is the fact that the government is finally getting a big dildo in the ass.

They have layed down the wrong legislation for the traffic fines. So if you paid a fine between November 08 and Feb 09 you get a full refund.

Now my friends all at once HALLELUJA....................

The angels have smiled upon this forsaken city.

CELBRATARD WATCH

I tell you these celbratards get dummer, scummier and trashier, as I read more and more about them.

This one, she does not do anything she is a socialite, so basically every night she goes to expensive clubs wastes her parents hard earned cash. Some people could interpret this as jealousy and laugh and say I am attacking them.

BUT

This celebratard made a sex tape, sold it on pay per view on the television and now she is travelling the country as a stripper.

Well I would still pay so i could throw rotten cabbages at her vagina.....

Sticking with the theme

I am sticking with the theme of the whore's and whore mongers for the day........

I GIVE YOU JANA JORDAN

Whore Monger

"Joost coked up nailing a whore" video. (that is the name of it) according to me.

Onto the countries top scrummie, lets go through his CV:
Won the 1995 world cup with Francois and the boys.
Played in the world cup's of 1999 and 2003
Held his dutch heritage strong by playing for the blou bulle.



He then married the hottest piece of ass on the SA television (Amor Vittone)
Popped out some lighties and got a sex scandal recently. A video tape of the scrummie has surfaced showing Joost shnarfing some charlie and banging the shit out of a whore, who had the presence of mind to video tape the scrummie.



He is denying he is a coked up whore monger, the video will be released soon and we will know if the scrummie is a scummie whore monger.......



This is a story i am watching closely because how will Jonty feel when his church buddy is a coked up whore monger.

Biggest Farce ever

Look at this Britney Spears compared to this one I cant even believe they are the same person.
Here she is acting all "ooo look at me I just stepped off a yacht oh and here is some pie"

She seems to be portraying this wholesome image which I can totally dig but, she just cant pull it off, now if Reese Witherspoon was donning a lacoste polo shirt with a jumper draped over her shoulders it would be alright actually it would be better than alright.

Britney just makes it look cheap and trashy, like the cheap trash she is...

Wholesome, nurturing and mature. What is up with the dude?

the sea in the highveld

The rains plaguing the Gauteng area have seriously got out of hand.

This is just a story and an advert for Range Rover.

A man was driving his two little girls to school, taking a shortcut that he always takes over a low lying bridge. having a Range Rover he thinks well this will be a perfect time to test out the 4X4 capability. As soon as he got half way across the bridge the Range Rover was struggling for grip and it abruptly became an aquamobile. Revving, and trying to regain tread he found himself 20m off the bridge. In the middle of a river. Rescue teams were deployed to save the man and his two daughters, from the roof of their submerged R800,000.00 4X4 vehicle.
Will you buy one?





Keep to the tarmac......