Thursday, May 7, 2009

Make a choice

There are beliefs myths and legends about the exact place that you die results in the plateu of afterlife you will recieve for example if you die on a hill top having a picnic you will recieve a fair place in heaven because you died appreciating the world and its surroundings.

If you died in the arms of your one time sweetheart that you married and were never unfaithful too, you get even higher now we talking dining, and partying with the angels.
There is a place in heaven that is reserved for only the most upper echelons of heaven society.
These plateaus are so high that you can not even fathom how awesome your eternal life will be, you will be joking with the big guy and have a certain amount of power over the world.






In order for you to get these privileges you must die between this womans breasts. The amount of happiness you will be feeling at the moment of death will propel you into the upper society of heaven.


(make your choice)

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